Yes, it’s been a while. Did you think I would never write to you again? Did you think it was all over and that I had found another follower?
I have tried writing to you but as soon as I start to type I feel that you won’t believe what I am about to say, and I delete. The things that I get up to and happen to be are sometimes so farfetched that I question myself as to if they really happened.
Let’s take the header in this post for example. It’s the most recent thing so I know it’s true. I have even checked my emails to prove it to me. And yes I know it isn’t Chris Rock in the photo. Have you any idea how much it is to buy photos of him online and to reuse them? So this is a man on a rock. Lets just call him Chris…which who knows, might be his name.
So, two days ago.
We have a part going on the film ‘Spiral’ with Chris Rock. We are looking for a main character double.
(I knew it wouldn’t be for Chris as I’m too tall)
We will need you in London later today for a covid test then in Salisbury for the following two days.
If you can make it let me know so I can put your name forward to production.
YES, YES YES. I reply.
Hi Ian, you’re released from this role as production are cutting the scene.
Hi Ian, Its back on. Can you still make it?
They have cut it again.
No more emails. I won’t be walking the red carpet with Chris Rock and hanging out in the Oscars awards parties after all. Was that my one shot of Hollywood? I hope not. I have my parts and I’m not afraid to use them.
Nest post I will tell you the passport story. I still don’t believe it even though it actually happened.