Oh the shame!

I had to put myself into quarantine for a day last Sunday. Self-isolated until the dreaded ‘C’ word weighed less heavy on my soul. Yes, I suffered from watching a ‘Calamity’ as Italy whooped Wales’s butt. Oh, how I cringe when I recall every moment. Loss of smell? No! Loss of bowel movement? Yes. Loss …

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The last place i will ever sit.

Flash Fiction very short story that will make you go Hmmmmm Pause. The sun peeped out from behind a dark cloud and felt my face. I think it knew. It found something shiney for me on a park bench and reflected itself into my eyes. Compelled to see what it was, I left the puddles …

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Shocking Christmas Short Story

Ok Folks, here’s one to set you up for Christmas. It has rather tasty language. Boxing Day. Through an ice webbed window of Father Christmas’s cottage, a little helper on a fag break spied Santa plying Rudolf with brandy.  After slamming down seven more shots, they staggered out into the diamond strewn sky on the …

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I’m Cold in Casualty.

Yes, dear reader. It is true. I found myself in Casualty yesterday, I was left out in the cold and made to hang around for ages. Worst thing was I was dressed for the spring and wasn’t allowed to put anything warm on. The morse astute of you may have already guessed finally got an …

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Child Throwing Tantrum in Supermarket.

The tantrum the child was throwing in the confectionery aisle was so spectacular that I just had to stop and watch. I offered his mother to buy her son whatever he was after if I could film the meltdown. She told me to fuck off and wouldn’t let me explain what viral meant. In the …

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Wishing For Another Lock Down (Just for a Week)

So, all you followers (sixteen of you) have probably not been wondering where I have been for the last week. I did mention it in a previous post but as only one of you (me) really cares I will remind you. I have been the very capable hands of some amazing people at the Hurt …

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Supermarket Sweep

Tantrum in a Supermarket. Before I post the short 250-word story here I thought I would bring you up to date with a couple of achievements I have pooped out in my writing. I have been published in another online magazine with my story’ Unnecessary necessary’ in Flash Fiction North magazine  https://www.flashfictionnorth.com/recentfiction. Bear in mind …

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A New Flash Fiction Story. Caught Cheating.

I am going to blog post my new stories as well as stick them on my story page.( Note the strong manly tones of that statement ). Caught Cheating David had been skipping his lunch at work. He would be so hungry by dinner time that he could stomach the meals that his wife of …

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Accused of Bad Writing and Acting.

Here I am again back in prison. I was let out for 3 days only to be caught for grammar and bad spelling infringements and dragged back kicking and screaming. They have put me in a cell with people who have got tens of thousands of followers on their blogs. People who never have to …

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Here’s Me Live on the Pyramid Stage in Glastonbury.

Yes folks, you heard it here first. I finally made the big time. Filming in Shepton Mallet for a new TV show…read below… As I have been sworn to secrecy for the major part of the following adventure, I can’t reveal all. You’ll see why shortly I have been in prison. I went in on …

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James Bond New Movie, Tinned Fish, New York Cops Come to Cardiff and I’m Filming in a Prison Next Week For a TV Production Called The Offenders.

This is not a spoiler alert! Relax, yes, I went to see the new James Bond film last night. The first day of general release in the UK and yes, it was amazing, I might even go again. I frequent the cinema at least once every 2 years. After last night I aim to go …

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Infected and Rejected.

The title of this post has nothing to do with the fine young men in the photo I may add. Read on… Rejected and infected. Sounds like a bummer of a week right! Well, you’re wrong, well apart from the infection. Apart from that it’s been great, well, apart from the rejection. Yeah, in fact, …

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